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awovoxo:

pick me up at midnight and let’s go on an adventure i’m down for those late night memories

(via jenniferllee)

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

(via camillediane)

perfectlyquaint:

justnotindie:

goldcoastfamily:

“If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead” 

I just saw this without the picture and realized the deeper meaning…

I will never get over this

perfectlyquaint:

justnotindie:

goldcoastfamily:

“If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead” 

I just saw this without the picture and realized the deeper meaning…

I will never get over this

(via ahhleece)

"If you’re going to fall in love with me, it’s only fair that you know what you’re falling in love with. You are falling in love with my immaturity, my constant need to feel loved and appreciated, my overactive tear ducts, my internet obsession, my tendency to be a little too clingy. You fall in love with my troubled past, and my hopes and dreams, and how I’m a hopeless romantic at heart. If you fall in love with me, you fall in love with all my imperfections and my perception that nobody could ever love me. But, you are also falling in love with the way my eyes will smile when I’m with you, the way I’ll text you in the mornings just trying to get you to wake up. You’re falling in love with the occasional humorous and thought-provoking things I say, and the way I blush when people ask me about you. But to me, the most important thing will be that you are falling in love with me."

- (via mvry)

I used to get 5,000 notes, uh what happened? #grewup #notcoolanymore

(via mvry)

(via ahhleece)

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

(via ahhleece)

starsofthefallen:

clarknokent:

h0odrich:

i wish my bank account looked like my follower count 

more like my post count.

definitely my post count

(via ahhleece)

if you’re not scared out of your damn mind to lose your girlfriend, you don’t love her.

mvry:

if you don’t tremble at the thought of her leaving you, then you don’t get butterflies at the thought of her being your forever.

(via ahhleece)

thirdeyesviews:

kelseykels:

the ballad of the salad


Is this Coachella?

thirdeyesviews:

kelseykels:

the ballad of the salad

Is this Coachella?

(via ahhleece)

unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via ahhleece)

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

(via ahhleece)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(via ahhleece)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via ahhleece)